Playgirl has revealed that they would be open to having Fat Asian Spencer Pratt pose for their magazine. But unfortunately for him, they apparently pay by the inch.

If Playgirl ever asks Jon Gosselin, 32, to pose nude, he may be a little insulted by the offer. "We discussed it, and we'd offer him only $20,000," Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio tells Life & Style; exclusively. "His star is extinguishing, and he's not very [well endowed]" -- as Jon's exes Hailey Glassman and Kate Major both recently revealed. "Honestly," says Nardicio, "it'd be more of a novelty than an actual sexy shoot." (Source)

Novelty-schmovelty. I think Playgirl is kind of underestimating Jon here. (Ha ha, see what I did there?) There's a reason why people slow down to gawk at roadside accidents and why "2 Girls 1 Cup" was one of the biggest internet phenomenons of all time. If Jon Gosselin poses for Playgirl, that issue will the biggest selling issue ever. Mark my words.