Oh Whatevs, Kim Kardashian

KIMFHM.jpgSo Kim Kardashian is on the cover of FHM, and they decided to tout her as having the sexiest body in the entire world. I'll admit she's an attractive girl and she isn't completely awful to look at, but sexiest in the entire world? Please. She's about as hot as shit-flavored ice cream, and about half as appetizing. FHM could probably get away with naming her the hottest Kardashian or something like that, but let's face it, that's not exactly saying much since Khloe looks like a fat version of the pink cat Garfield used to bang and Kourtney is married to a guy who looks like he might kill you while talking about Huey Lewis and the News.



6 Comments


Debi said:

LOL!! Too Funny!! :-)


Zeiss said:

I think she's pretty damn hot. Better than those assless white girl with fake tits they like to put on their covers.


woozy suzy said:

Well Jeremy Heist, you can pan her and the article all you like but I notice you didn't offer an alternative suggestion. What's up with only having half an opinion?
Personally the most perfect body, IMHO, would be someone who is totally awesome WiTHOUT surgical enhancement. What's the point if we can all be perfect fakes?


Vibius said:

so how many of their editors did she have to... um.. "talk to" to pull this off. Plus she is annoying as hell.


Zeiss said:

So ya'll wouldn't take all the opportunities Kim K is getting? Yeah right! Showing up for opening making thousands.


Kim said:

Why are you so surprised? Isn't Kim K pretty much the personification of the doodles boys draw of women in their school books? Giant tits and ass, skinny waist, long hair, semi-retarded. Like, I always just kind of assumed that was the basis of her appeal, so I find if perfectly fitting that a juvenile rag like FHM would say she's got the world's best body, because, you know... OMG BOOBS!