Reese Witherspoon and Renee Zellweger were at the Vera Wang store last night, where they apparently decided to have an impromptu "Who's skinnier?" competition. While Reese gave a valiant effort, Renee wins it by looking about five tic-tacs and a stick of celery away from keeling over from malnutrition. I mean Christ, you could cut a diamond on those clavicles. Would someone please feed this woman a sammich before her legs snap like a pair of pretzel sticks?

Here's more of Stick 1 and Stick 2 at the Vera Wang store: