Lady Gaga boarded a flight at Heathrow airport wearing her usual quota of shithouse-rat crazy crap, and then she almost died because her stupid goddamn clothes started giving her Deep Vein Thrombosis. Yes, really: All those stupid clothes she wears nearly killed her, and all because she's apparently too damn good for a pair of jeans.

The US singer boarded a long-haul flight at Heathrow Airport wearing black and yellow tape and giant blue shoes designed by her friend, the late Alexander McQueen, and needed to be undressed by cabin crew later on, The Sun reported.

Her crazy garb was so uncomfortable it brought on the early stages of the potentially deadly deep vein thrombosis (DVT).

The experienced flight crew told Gaga she should get the outfit off quickly or risk long-term damage. (Source)

Hey, I love Lady Gaga, and I know she likes to look like a Barbie Doll on LSD at all times, but you know what? I like Wendy's Big Bacon Classic. But I don't eat that all the time or else I'll friggin' die. Likewise, if you continue strapping ten inch heels and fully-trimmed Christmas Trees to your hear, don't be surprised when your legs explode or your scrawney little neck snaps. And last time I checked, you can't bedazzle a coffin or start lining it with Gonzo the Great's fur.