I think at this point it's pretty much been established that absolutely no one wants to be seen with Lindsay Lohan, mostly because she's a walking punchline and has absolutely no idea how goddamn ridiculous she is. That being said, making fun of her is still A-OK! Lindsay was in France last weekend when she decided to ask Madonna's current dick-of-the-week Jesus Luz to come party with her, only to get full-on denied. All together now: HAHAHA! You suck.

[...]the 51-year-old singer has ordered her Brazilian model boyfriend to stay away from Lindsay Lohan when she asked him to join her for a party at the VIP Room nightspot in Paris, France recently, and he obediently obliged.

"Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him," a source recalled what happened that night. "She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz. But when Madonna's people heard, they put a block on it. Jesus wasn't one to argue, he didn't want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. Lindsay had to make to with a night in her hotel." (Source)

You know, sometimes I feel bad about making fun of Lindsay Lohan; it's like fishing with dynamite in a barrel where all the fish have daddy issues and coke addictions and the water is actually Vodka. And then I remember that Lindsay Lohan has no sense of personal responsibility or professionalism, and that she pretty much brought this upon herself. And then I stop feeling bad.