So Heidi Montag has said that she's not going to be getting anymore plastic surgery, not because she's happy with the way she looks or because if she gets any more botox she'll be physically incapable of blinking, but because it turns out her massive silicone funsacks are actually 100 cc of boob juice away from being illegal.

"I legally can't right now. The [size] limit [for breast implants] is 800cc and I have 700cc," the busty blond said Friday on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno."

"I think I've reached the point [where I can stop]," she added. "I think I'm good for awhile. I'm surger-ied out."

Despite her obsession with her looks, Montag, who famously underwent 10 procedures in one day, denied claims that she is addicted to surgery.

"I don't think I am addicted," the 23-year-old reality star claimed. "When you're addicted, you have to do it every day, and thank God I don't do it everyday. I like to do it all in one day ... knock it out." (Source)

Please, like laws are going to stop Heidi Montag's cups from runnething over. That's like using one of those baby-proof gates they put at the top of stairs to stop a goddamn monster truck. Like my mother always told me, "you can lead a horseface to water, but you can't keep her from surgically injecting that water into her tits".