Ha Ha, Heidi Fired Spencer

Heidi-110310.jpgIn what is either the smartest dumb idea or the dumbest smart idea ever, Heidi totally ditched her creepy flesh-coloured-pedo-beard sporting husband as her manager, and instead replaces him with Aiden Chase, a psychic healer. To put things in perspective here, this is like dumping your lazy mooch of a boyfriend and then shacking up with a fortune cookie.

"After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager," Montag says. "Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."



"No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career," she adds. "I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi." (Source)

I'm not really sure how to feel about this. On one hand, Spencer is a grade-a sack of crap, and he looks like the kind of guy who hangs out at playgrounds asking six-year-old girls if they'll help him find his missing puppy. On the other hand, considering that her new manager is a "healer intuitive," she could have just bought herself a magic 8-ball and saved herself thousands. That, and at least a magic 8-ball wouldn't come over smelling like weed, granola and swamp-ass.


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Jadine said:

Now if we could just get someone to fire (as in out of a cannon) their stupid, vapid asses right off the planet all would be well in the world.