Brad Pitt Needs Some Sense Knocked Into Him

hogan_030910.jpgYeah, so it's a really slow news day, but Hulk Hogan gave an interview to Radar Online and was asked who the one person he would like to "knock some sense into" would be. And instead of answering, "my idiot, delinquent lowlife of a son who ruins lives forever," he said "Bratt Pitt," inexplicably.

"I never understood. I never understood and I'd love to knock sense. Why would anybody leave Jennifer Aniston? I mean come on brother."

He continued about his crush on the 41-year-old Aniston, "She's brilliant, she's smart, she's good looking, she's sensual. She's sexy. She's got the body of a God. She's got it all going on. Brad Pitt --the ultimate male still-- whatever that is--I understand Angelina she's gorgeous--it's like trading a Cadillac for a Cadillac." (Source)

Not that Hulk Hogan would know anything about "trading a Cadillac for a Cadillac," mind you, since he only dates giant, whorey-looking bleached blondes with leather skin who look just like his daughter. That's more like trading a used '95 Chevrolet Tracker for a used '96 Chevrolet Tracker.



3 Comments


Rubber Truck said:

jennifer aniston is about as interesting as mayonnaise on white bread with a glass of milk.


What's with wild beard? First it was prep for a new Tarantino movie, now it's Angie likes it huh... a deep seated conspiracy ... keep dem femmes away, no?


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