So after that whole "I dented my head!" bit over the weekend, Tila Tequila is now saying that she might have had a miscarriage. Now, miscarriages are always sad, but they're even sadder when you're actually pregnant to begin with. I'd also like to take the time to congratulate reader Jadine for totally calling this one a while back. Props honey.

According to TMZ, the model posted the following on her new Twitter account: "I just woke up in the middle of the night cuz im having these intense sharp pains in my belly (sic)."

"Something is definitely wrong. The hospital gave me a list of symptoms & this is one of them," Tequila continued.

Minutes afterward, the socialite posted several messages threatening suicide if her suspicions were correct. "I told my friend I would just kill myself if anything ever happened," she claimed. (Source)

I know I've been saying this for just about ever at this point, but Tila Tequila really is the absolute worst human being ever. Seriously, assuming that everything that comes out of her batsh*t-insane mouth is actually true...Well, personally, I'd much rather be dead then have to be raised by a woman who fakes miscarriages, bisexuality and mourning to get attention. I'm not saying Tila Tequila should kill herself or anything, I'm just saying it wouldn't be the worst idea she's ever had.