It's that time of the week again: Here's Bruce Willis' career assessment. (Pajiba)

Anne Hathaway shows some pasty, sexy skin. (Yeeeah!)

Brittany Murphy was chock full of sunshine and wonder. And by "sunshine", I mean "drugs". and by wonder, I mean "more drugs". (The Blemish)

Here's Lenny Kravitz with his ex-wife and his ex-wife's new boyfriend. Hello awkward moment. (Seriously? OMG!)

Wait, so is Kirstie Alley's Phitter website just a phucking phront for Scientology? (Celebitchy)

Ha ha, Mischa Barton's pretty little car got towed! (Celebslam)

Zac Efron gives cancer the middle finger. In related news, I actually like Zac Efron a little now. (HollyWire)

So Andrew Koenig, that guy who played Boner that went missing? They found his body. Our condolences. (CelebSmack)

Lily Allen is quitting the music biz to... *Shakes Magic 8 Ball* sell vintage clothing? Okay then. (Evil Beet)

Wanna see Kesha's Ass? Hell no you say? Well TFB, here it is anyway. (Allie Is Wired)