Because obviously, The Kardashians just weren't quite slutty enough as they were, Kim Kardashian (a.k.a. the one with the sex tape) was on QVC to pimp out her crappy perfume, because really, who could possibly pass up the opportunity to pay good money for something that smells like piss, swamp ass and desperation from the comfort of their own home?

On Monday I stopped by QVC to do my very first live home shopping network appearance with Lisa Robertson. I don't know about you guys but I've always been kind of obsessed with home shopping networks. I think that's why I love eBay so much too... so convenient just shopping from your couch, and I get so excited when the packages come! (Source)

Gosh, I wonder how much eBay paid her to spout out THAT gem? I mean Christ woman, if you're going to go on the record saying that you don't shamelessly push crappy merchandise on your site, at least try to hide it here. A six-month-old baby lacking the concept of object permanence can see through your bullshit.