Paris Hilton got capital "W" wasted in Rio De Janeiro over the weekend to promote the launch of Devassa beer at Carnival, which is apparently some kind of pre-Lent festival thingie. Seriously, I'm so lost when it comes to this Catholic stuff. One time, I even told a coworker on Ash Wednesday years back -- without a hint of sarcasm or irony -- that she had some schmutz on her forehead. That's how serious I am. At any rate, I do know what Lent is, so I'm wondering what Paris is planning to give up for Lent that warranted her making a giant assy spectacle of herself by drunkenly crawling around on all fours in front of a large crowd of Brazilians. My guess would be either Valtrex or pink, sparkly shit covered in rhinestones.