After a while, there are just some facets of celebrity culture that come as a given: Heidi and Spencer are douchebags, Neil Patrick Harris is charming as hell and Courtney Love is 100% completely and totally certifiably batshit insane. But still, after Meth Mom went ahead and put on her best crazypants at the NME Awards, Lily Allen went ahead and reminded us that, yes, Courtney Love is still completely friggin' bonkers.

Allen writes, "Just clearing a couple of things up. Courtney Love and I did NOT have a bust up at the NMEs. There was an exchange of words, yes. She's upset because she has got it into her head that I put a lock on some dresses for the Brit awards. She's made no secret of this and when I saw her at the NMEs she tried to talk to me and I told her to shut up, stop spreading stupid rumours about me.

"And that's pretty much it. I would never fight with her, as a rule I don't pick on crazy old ladies... but it's the sort of thing a paranoid drug addled lunatic might come up with."(Source)

At this point, is it even worth it to make fun of Courtney Love? Seriously, being saner than Courtney Love is like being the skinny bitch at fat camp, if the rest of the kids at fat camp were drug-addled burn-outs who see nothing wrong with sticking their dead husband on a godddamn lunch box in order to make a quick buck.