Lady Gaga Wants Sprinkles
What is this fuckery? Did Lady Gaga wake up in the morning and think "Hmmmmmm, today I want to look like a slutty wedding cake?" She looks like she took styling tips from the cover of A Million Little Pieces or something. All I know is that I suddenly have the strongest urge ever to cover myself in buttercream frosting and roll around in a kiddie-pool full of jimmies. Seriously, I love her, but her va-jay-jay probably looks like a cupcake from The Magnolia Bakery.
Here's more of Lady CakeCake and Cyndi Lauper at the AMFAR Gala:
Is it weird that I don't see wedding cake? Instead, I see a face full of zits--you know, ready to pop. EWWW. What are the white things on her face anyway? Are they beads from dots ice cream? Great. I went from zits from hell to ice cream.