So Lady Gaga is on the cover of Cosmo this month and I have to admit, I like more when she's rocking the Fozzie Bear bras or the Rainbow Brite dresses. The dumpy looking drawers she's sporting just make her look less like a pop star and more like she's late for bingo. Also, really Cosmo? "50 Things To Do Butt Naked?" Maybe it's the fact that I got an amazingly sexy boyfriend now, but I could come up with WAY more than just 50 things.
I think "sex up your eyes" is pretty tragic as well.
"Speak His Sex Language." You mean "Baby give me a blow job" is code for something else? Did I miss something?
I really just want to know what is this rape danger zone most women don't know about! What could it be?!?