I have no way of describing these photos, except to say that WOW is this ever gay. Like, so gay it borders on ridonkadonk. I mean christ, I do hardcore gay porn and this still ranks pretty high up on the gay scale which means it is fucking awesome. Seriously, it's about time America started owning it's gay already. I mean look at Lance: He owned his gay and now he's got abs! And he's the second most famous member of N*Sync! Listen up kids, if you're gay or bi or whatever, own that shit. Go out and be the gayest gay to ever gay a gay!

Here's more of Lance and Joey on Va-Gay-Tion (ZINGER!):