Joaquin "Leaf" Phoenix is said to have an unreleased album that would turn the entire music industry on its ear, but doesn't want to let the world hear it because it's seriously just too good.

"He's a Beatles, Oasis, Bowie-style songwriter. I hold it in that high esteem," L.A. musician Julian Shah-Taylor told E! News. "He's accomplished just about everything anyone could accomplish as an artist. So coming out with a brilliant album of great music would not surprise anybody, and I think that's maybe why he didn't release it...And I think it's better to have some secrets, and I think Joaquin's secret is his prodigious music talent." (Source)

If I had to guess what Joaquin Phoenix's secret was, it would have probably been something like that he buys Nature's Miracle by the gallon despite not actually owning any pets. But sure, I guess the musical genius thing is almost as believable as that.