Remember that gleefully hilarious video of Mariah Carey drunkenly accepting an award we posted yesterday? Well, so does Mariah, and she's decided to clear the air about what the fuck was running through her cholesterol-laden veins by explaining that it was only a couple splashes of Champagne. Ummmmm...sure, why not.

"I don't even know what it was," she told reporters. "I heard clapping. You know, Lee [Michaels, Precious director] and I hadn't seen each other in a long time, and he started right in with all these inside jokes, and I was like, OK.

"We were celebrating and having little splashes, and I hadn't eaten, and that's what it was. We were celebrating the movie and all the exciting stuff going on. There's a time for celebration and a time for not - but really technically, it's a party atmosphere. We had splashes of champagne. I love Lee, but he's a bad influence." (Source)

If by "little" you mean "ten", and by "splashes" you mean "Bottles", and by "champagne" you mean "Moonshine" then yes, I can see where you're coming from. Although to be fair, I ended up showing up to my prom drunk as shit and ended up calling one of the jesuit priests at my school a filthy cunt. Have I ever mentioned what a lovely view I have from my glass house? Oh well, time to throw some stones.