Here's the trailer for that Lindsay Lohan India documentary for the BBC, aptly titled "Lindsay Lohan in India," in which Lindsay Lohan went to India for a week to try to put a stop to child trafficking or something. Really. Was Lindsay Lohan really the best person for this job? What, were like, Inspector Gadget and Lassie unavailable? Well, it was probably more that they are fictional characters, but you see what I'm getting at here. If anyone is going to stop child trafficking, it probably isn't going to be a smart dog or a half-man, half-gadget hybrid either, but at least they'd probably entertain the poor Indian kids for awhile and make them forget about their horrible, horrible lives -- whereas Lindsay Lohan probably gave them Emphysema just from smelling her.