Joan Rivers Is A Threat To National Security

Joan-010510.jpgOut of all the celebrities I'd peg to inadvertently cause terrorist actions (I'm looking at you, Jeff Dunham), I can't say that Joan Rivers would be all that near the top of the list. However, she was recently bumped off a flight on Continental Airlines after someone found her passport a bit off. Never mind the fact that Joan Rivers has been on the red carpet of almost every single Academy Awards show, her passport's weird. TERRORIST!

Her passport reads: Joan Rosenberg AKA Joan Rivers. Rosenberg was her late husband's last name.

The "nasty and cruel" Continental gate agent bumped Rivers from the last flight out Sunday and the comedian found herself alone (her daughter, Melissa, flew out to Los Angeles earlier in the day) and with no ATM card and just $100 cash, she said. (Source)

You know, I never took Joan Rivers for a public menace, though to be fair, I also never thought a half-used tube of toothpaste could be used as a weapon or that reading a book during the last hour of flight was a crime akin to baby murder. I guess that's why I'm not a TSA Agent; I just can't live in a constant state of paranoia tenuously connected to reality. Gee, what a shame.