Jenny McCarthy Wants To Bone Jesus
Jenny McCarthy, who hasn't done anything crazy in forever and therefore has pretty much fallen off the face of the Earth, had decided that she would totally jump Jesus Christ's holy bones because she likes his beard. Ummmmm...Gross.Writing on twitter, Jenny said: "I'm looking at a picture of Jesus on the wall. I would have totally dated Jesus. Love that beard. Too bad he's dead."
When some followers on the micro-blogging website took offense to the suggestion that Jesus was not alive, she added: "OK, OK my friends. I know Jesus is not dead. I'm saying that the fact his body has 'risen from the dead' makes him un-datable." (Source)
Hey, Jesus was a great guy. You know, turned water to wine, fed a bunch of people with bread and fish, was the son of God (depending on what you believe anyway), but I don't know...dating material? Not so much. Call me ol' fashioned, but I have a strict "No fucking omnipotent creators of all being" rule. Unless it's that muscley Hindu god with all the arms. Oh shut up, you totally know you would.
McCarthy is on the same boat as those idiots who claim to see Jesus on water stain on wall/totilla/ toasted bread/birthmarks/whatever. As in, has _anyone_ seen Jesus with his/her own eyes? How would this silicon funbags know what Jesus truly looked like (so she can decide whether he was bang-able or not)? All I know is that historical Jesus would not look like any @#$% velvet painting McCarthy may have on her wall (which almost always show a tall thin white guy with blond-ish hair and light-colored eyes).
"...hasn't done anything crazy in forever and therefore has pretty much fallen off the face of the Earth..."
Do all the illnesses and deaths caused by her nutjob anti-vaccination work count?