Jennifer Love Hewitt was on George Lopez's talk show, Lopez Tonight (because literally ANYONE can have a late night talk show these days) to pimp out her new book that no one will ever read, and between George asking her to show off her fat ass and basically calling her a whore, JennLoHew went into detail about bedazzling her vagina.

Yeah.

You can skip ahead to 2:45 in the video to check out JennLoHew discussing her glitter-filled pussy, but seriously? Do guys (and lesbians) go for that? I mean, I guess aesthetically speaking it's pretty and all, but I can't imagine going through the process of gluing sequins onto my funstuff. Also: Terrible. Yeast. Infection.