Heidi Montag is a Plastic Idiot
Heidi Montag continued her "I Had Completely Elective Cosmetic Surgery" publicity tour last night by speaking with "Access Hollywood's" Billy Bush. While weepy music plays, Heidi says how the experience was so "traumatic" for her and how she almost died on the operating table and now as a result, can barely move her face.
When Billy asks Heidi to move her face as much as she can, she blinks her eyes and manages a small, pained smile. "I feel pretty plastic," she said. "It's still hard for me to chew sometimes and I have to speak very quietly because my jaw and everything -- I'm still readjusting to talking." (Source)
That does sound pretty horrible. But you know how it could have all been easily avoided? By not getting ten completely elective cosmetic procedures in the first place. There are people with real problems in this world -- not to mention the crisis in Haiti -- and yet we have to listen to Heidi fucking Montag whine about the hardships she's endured to realize her dream of looking horrifically disfigured. Like my mom used to say, you can hit yourself in the face with that hammer all you want, but don't come crying to me about it.
So She looks like this and is still swollen? When the swelling goes down is she going to look older? She looks about 40. A well put together 40 sure, but who wants to look 40 at 23?
Fuck me with a spanner, that's not a good look.
She might be vacuous and hated by the majority, but she's got some serious BDD goin' on up in thurrrr. Sad, really.
She looks so bad! I can't help quoting Evangeline Lilly: "People probably go into surgery thinking: I'm going to look so hot after this. And then they come out of it, and they're like: FUCK!"
Why would you through all the pain to look like a disfigured knock-off Barbie doll I'll never know...
She looks like she is going to age into another Joan Rivers if she leaves this mask alone... if she is lucky!
she looks so old now not like shes 23 i would not want to look like that eeewwww