It's official: Kourtney, the Jan Brady of the Kardashian family, finally had her baby. Sadly, she couldn't cash in on her expected child forever, but now that her baby finally decided to jailbreak it, Kourtney can now look forward to using her little guy for photo-ops, kiss-ass People magazine covers and reality TV shows. Circle of life...

Mason Dash Disick was born in LA, weighing seven pounds, six ounces and was 19 and a half inches long. He is the first child for Kourtney, 30, and Scott, 26, stars of E!'s Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

"I'm in a new chapter of my life," Kourtney told Life & Style at her Nov. 14 baby shower in LA. "It's fun!" Story developing! (Source)

So let's see now: Garfield's Bitchy Cat Girlfriend had the fake-ass shotgun wedding she used for ratings for her TV show, Kim had the slutty sex tape where some douchebag peed on her...Seriously, how is it that Kourtney can go on the record saying she only got pregnant after forgetting to take the pill and still come across as the least awful Kardashian?