Paris Hilton Believes In Santa

Yes Another Santa Paris.jpgAlright, if you're a little kid, let me preface this by saying: Of course Santa is real kids! Ho ho ho and such! Why don't you go eat a candy cane and make some gingerbread cookies to leave out for Santa! Go ahead! Go now! ...They gone? Alright then, moving on. Paris Hilton went on the record to say that she believed in Santa until the age of 16. Other things she believed in: The Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny, Her Dignity.

The socialite thought the festive character was real until she was in her mid-teens and still makes her mother Kathy Hilton put out astocking full of presents on Christmas Day (25.12.09) so she can pretend he has paid her a visit.

She said: "We usually open our presents first thing in the morning. I'm like a kid at this time of year and I just can't wait. I literally believed in Santa Claus until I was around 16! My mom still puts a stocking out for me so I can still pretend." (Source)

Well of fucking course Paris would believe in Santa, the bitch is rich. Most kids eventually sit down and wonder why it is the rich kids get better presents than the poor kids, and why Santa gives presents to total assholes. Thankfully, Paris is both rich AND a total asshole, so she doesn't have to worry about any of that!



2 Comments


Ling said:

I didn't believe in Santa when I was sixteen, but my four-year-old brother sure did, meaning Santa STILL attends to me to preserve the illusion. It's bitchin'.


cinderkeys said:

My guess is, she doesn't know what "literally" means. But that's almost as bad.