NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

lohansegel120709_1.jpgNormally if I read a story about Lindsay Lohan banging Jason Segel I'd dismiss it, because at one time or another Lindsay Lohan has been linked to every leading man in Hollywood other than "Buddy the Dog" from those Air Bud movies. And maybe even him. But Lindsay was actually photographed leaving Segel's home early Saturday morning, one hour after he left the premises. Yeah, that almost tricked the paps. She twittered:

haha*now..a meeting at a coworkers home has turned into a new love interest! It's absurd! @least I'm laughing @the rediculous manifestations

Yeah, nice save, but I think the idea of Jason Segel working with Lindsay Lohan is just slightly more nauseating than him sleeping with her. Either way this makes me sad. Jason Segel is supposed to be a super cool guy. My roommate even interviewed him a few months back and even confirmed this. At the time he asked me if I had any questions for Jason and I didn't, but looking back I wish I would have asked him to ask: "WHY IS FUTURE YOU GOING TO BANG LINDSAY LOHAN." If hindsight is 20/20 than foresight has got to be at least like, 50/50.

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