Joe Francis Is The Douchiest Douche To Ever Douche A Douche

Douchey McDouchenface.jpgOh Joe Francis, sometimes you just make it too easy to make fun of you. Recently, the man who's made millions convincing drunken minors with low self-esteem to flash their boobs on camera was named Gawker Media's Douche of the Decade, and in true douche form, Francis sent them an email threatening Gawker President Nick Denton with legal actions and obviously photoshopped pics of himself shirtless.

"Hey Nick, Your [sic] fucked. I am suing you tomorrow personally. You messed with the wrong guy. No one make up [sic] lies about me and gets away with it. I lost a 10 million dollar deal as a direct result of you calling me "a rapist." You will be paying me every dime of that back and more! Are you mentally retarded? Do your research first. I am coming after you harder then I have ever went after anyone. I am going to wipe you off the grid!!!! YOU ARE DONE! I will take everything you have. You, Nick Denton are truly the "Douche of the Decade" Merry Xmas IDIOT!!! Joe Francis" (Source)

Gee, here's a thought: Maybe if you're gonna give underage girls booze in exchange for filming their boobs, you shouldn't act so fucking surprised when people start calling you a filthy skeezebag. Also, nice photoshop job on your pics too. Nicely done. Really, it must have taken a twelve year old all of, like, 30 seconds to crap that one out. 



2 Comments


Robert said:

To be fair giving a slutty 16-17 year old cam whore booze that they want and filming the tits they willing flashed for the cameras is a bit different then 'raping' someone. If He can prove damages directly as a result of the defamatory claim he has a case.

Was it wrong that he took advantage of the situation? Sure. Did he know the girls were underage? I don't know. But in 2009 going on 2010 I'm not going to pretend teens are innocent and looking to do things like this on the norm.

Times are changing while many remain in the past.


Billbo said:

Yes, you're right he is a douche bag for getting drunk girls to pose topless, when it is so much better to sit down, and listen to drunk girls cry about their mother's expectations, and how being a sexy young woman an unfair traumatizing life long struggle.