Nicolas Cage visited a Kenyan prison holding suspected Somali pirates earlier today, and
damn when did he get so old? If I didn't know better that he's only forty-five, I wouldn't accept that this man pictured here is a day under seventy. Clearly, he was forced to relinquish his authentic vial of water from the Fountain of Youth recovered from Ponce de León's artifacts when the tax people foreclosed on his castle and collection of
dinosaur skulls and meteorites. That's the only logical explanation I can think of, anyway.
Come on, Stacey. You know that's George Carlin.
you 100% totally ripped that title off of dlisted.com. He's been using that saying since the movie came out. At least give credit where credit is due.
Actually he probably hasn't been using that since the movie came out. It's a tongue-in-cheek reference to Kayne West's blog when he wrote about his picture on the cover of Details magazine in which you could see some gray hair. I guess I wasn't aware that the Michael K. was the only one allowed to read and/or reference Kanye's blog.