These Two Did Stuff
I know, I know. Hang on to your collective gag reflexes, but Katy Perry and Russell Brand supposedly hooked up at an MTV Video Music Awards after party on Sunday night. Gross.The voracious womanizer was seen admiring Perry's cleavage before kissing her as they sat on a banquette. An onlooker at the Meatpacking District hot spot told Page Six, "They were sitting very close together, flirting and whispering to each other with their faces very close. Then Russell leaned in for a long kiss. It didn't look like this was the first time. He was looking extremely pleased with himself." (Source)
Well that doesn't mean much of anything. I'm sure most guys would be elated to make out with Katy Perry, but Russell Brand is a mouth-breathing idiot who appears to be intoxicated nearly 100% of the time. He probably looks "extremely pleased" with himself when he actually wakes up remembering where he is and hasn't even pissed himself.
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Though I'm not a fan of either, having been exposed to interviews conducted by the two of them (separately), I'll that at least he can form a cogent sentence and sustain a listener's intrest. She's a reptilian brain wrapped in Mystic Tan, and it's pretty unfortunate, nom, nom, nom.
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