A bunch of Jesus freaks protested outside of a Miley Cyrus concert in San Jose on Sunday, even though Miley hasn't expressed any desire to marry another woman and to the best of my knowledge hasn't had any abortions. (Yet.) Quite frankly, if you would have asked me the one place I thought Miley Cyrus was headed I would have said "rehab." But sure, why not. I guess hell works, too.

Backstage at VH1 Divas: