Jennifer Love Hewitt Looks Great
Here's a Jennifer Love Hewitt sighting in Los Angeles this weekend, and by the looks of things girlfriend needs to stay out of the sun for awhile and maybe eat some Taco Bell while she's at it. The last time I saw anyone this tan and bony they thought a volleyball named "Wilson" was their best friend.
Thats what happens when you get fat shamed on a massive scale. I say fuck em and eat a donut, preferably in front of a skinny broad.
Just today, I was asking a friend if they could think of anyone that looked good with some facial weight gain, and neither one of us could think of anyone. Well, now I have.
Victoria Beckham has this look too. With her piggy-ish nose its not doing her many favours either.
My fave JLH story took place in a Taco Bell in L.A. last March. Poor Jennifer looked really haggard and tired.
She went to the restroom and I waited a minute before going in too. She was in a stall muttering something and let fly the most enormous wet fart. I started laughing (it was pretty funny) and she said, "is that you, Jean?"
Who is Jean?
Anyway, I got out of there real quick.
She looks exhausted. On the verge of a breakdown, actually. That's the result of working out way too hard and not eating any carbs. Right now she's a malnourished oompa-loompa.