Everybody Hates Heidi Montag

It's Funny Because You Suck.jpgIt's Official! Even Heidi Montag's friends think she's a talentless trollop. No, really. Audrina Patridge, who MTV PAYS to like Heidi's vapid, spoiled ass, called her out for her half-assed performance at The Miss Universe Competition, essentially saying that Heidi was disappointment to music lovers everywhere. HA! High-Fives all around!

Like many people who watched Heidi Montag's embarrassing lip-synching act at the Miss Universe competition, Patridge wasn't exactly impressed with her co-star's "Britney Spears-like" performance.

"I feel like Heidi, you know, she's doing it for fun, where a lot of singers and people, they work their ass off, and they actually have amazing voices and they can really sing and perform, and I feel like a lot of people don't get to experience what Heidi has, going on in front of a billion people and perform on TV," Patridge told People.com. "I just don't think she's taking it that serious, and that's what's kind of disappointing for me, for music lovers out there." (Source)

You know, I used to think Audrina Patridge was just another dumb trust fund baby. Actually, I still do, but now I just think she's less dumb than before.  Hell, if she goes all the way and slaughters the rest of the cast in a bloody coup d'état, I might even...like her. Ugh.

Here's Audrina Patridge throwing out the first pitch at a Dodgers Game:

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