Britney Spears has a new single out called "3," which is going to be released on a singles album next month, and here are the, um, lyrics:

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I'm caught in between
Countin'
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin' down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin'

Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?

Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?

Are - you in
Livin' in sin is the new thing (yeah)
Are - you in
I am countin'!

Sure, there was a time when the thought of Britney Spears having a threesome was very, very sexy. There was also a time when people used to think you could lose weight by eating bacon and ranch dressing, and we all know how that turned out. Really, I can't even properly put into words how unappealing the idea of a threesome with Britney Spears is now without comparing it to George Costanza food sex.

Britney on the last night of her Circus tour in Vegas on Sunday: