After Anne Heche made a giant, assy spectacle of herself trashing her ex-husband and the father of her 7-year-old son Homer on Letterman, she's agreed to a court-ordered "parenting referee." Yeah, good luck with that. The kid's mom is Anne Heche. Either way he's screwed.

The coordinator will make $375 per-hour to do the following things:

-- Coach the parents on effective co-parenting
-- Help the parents make joint parenting decisions
-- Resolve disputes between the parents concerning the court-ordered parenting plan (Source)

Things the court-ordered coordinator won't be paid $375 an hour to do? Make coffee runs and travel back in time to sew Anne Heche's vagina shut with titanium wire. It would make her job a hell of a lot easier, though.