R.I.P., Scarlett Johansson's Breasts

scarlett071409_1.jpgSay hello to the new face of high-fashion retailer, Mango. Yeah. Remember when Scarlett Johansson's breasts looked like this, or this, or even this? Well, those days are apparently as extinct as pay phones, getting milk delivered to your house, and actually having to tape a movie off of cable and pause it at the right spot if you wanted to masturbate to Scarlett Johansson. Except, you know, she was only like 14-years-old back then -- so, gross -- you pervert.

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At the launch of the Mango campaign in Madrid yesterday:

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1 Comments


Quack said:

They look the same to me o_O