Megan Fox Hates Looking at Herself
In "News That Makes My Eyes Roll So Far Back in My Head That They Literally Do a 360," Megan Fox says that she can't stand watching herself in movies or looking at pictures of herself. I guess that means all you pervs out there can stop holding out hope for a sex tape.Megan - who spent the weekend househunting in Santa Monica with on/off boyfriend, actor BRIAN AUSTIN GREEN - admitted: "I usually don't watch myself. I don't watch playback. I don't look at still photos. I have a phobia of it.
"But, I forced myself to sit down for Transformers 2. I shot an entire glass of champagne, so that I could get through it." (Source)
WOW. And the most obvious joke set-up of the year award goes to? Fill that champagne glass with roofies and she almost comes close to what it took for everyone else to get through Transformers 2.
More of Modest McGee at Paris Fashion week on 07/07/09:
HATE her sooo very very much!! When will she crash and burn like the rest of them, so I can plan a party for that day? Granted She has a pretty face too bad its only a cover for all the dog shit inside. If she were half as special as she thinks she is she would crap rainbows and piss glitter. She is basically Paris Hilton in a less disgusting package.
The obvious joke is that nobody else can stand to watch her acting either.