Madonna, Now With More Terrifying
Madonna was seen out in London last night with arms that no longer resemble human arms, but flesh-colored rain forest tree vines. Now, I'm not saying there's a cosmetic surgery procedure out there that can actually transplant your body parts with plant materials, but I am saying that Madonna has probably looked into such a thing at some point.
Ugh, I just lost my breakfast!
She could have chosen to age gracefully, but she chose to look like one of those women who lives with a house full of cats. She was beautiful once, but it was all apparantly all on the outside.
Ugh.
I bet Guy Ritchie sleeps a whole lot better at night now!
That bitch is frightening!
YOIKERS!! Madge has managed to now terrify even the Evil One!! Jeebus that's nasty!
Yikes the bitch needs to gain some weight.
fucking. disgusting.
AAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
my god she absorbed the essence of michael jackson!!
Yeah. Well, her nude panties are peaking out as well.