Lady Gaga is reportedly somehow totally broke, even though she's had an overwhelmingly successful #1 album and an upcoming tour with Kanye West, because she spends all of her money on clothes. Really? Sure, whatever.

The chart-topping pop minx has confessed her addiction to outlandish attire has left her penniless. Despite two No1 singles and a No1 album, GaGa is flat broke.

She told me: “I’ve gone bankrupt about four times now. My manager wants to shoot me. “Every dollar I earn goes on the show. Now we’re finally getting to a place where it’s not bankruptcy.(Source)

You know that saying from the Bill Joel song that goes "You can't dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money?" Yeah, well, in Lady Gaga's case I think it goes something like "You can't dress like you're auditioning for a part in the new Hellraiser movie, Hellraiser XVII: Bride of Pinhead, 'til you spend a lot of money."

The fairest Cenobite of them all at the press conference for the "Isle of Malta MTV Special":