Jessica Simpson Got Dumped

JessTony-071309.jpgLooks like Jessica Simpson's habit of wearing fugly-ass dresses has finally caught up to her: Tony Romo has kicked his now ex-girlfriend to the curb. Awww, poor thing...On the plus side, after she starts comfortin binging on pint after pint of Chunky Monkey, all those Jessica Simpson fat jokes from a couple months ago will make sense again. Hooray?

"It's been a long time coming," a close friend of Romo's tells Us.

Still, another source tells Us the volatile couple could always get back together. "They go from one fight right into another, without a second break," the source tells Us. "It's always something with Jessica."

Reps for both stars could not be reached. (Source)

How sad is that? Aside from the creepy over-bearing father, the lame dresses, the poor football performances, and the overall sense of white trashiness surrouding the two, they seemed like the perfect couple! Too bad...