Here's Sacha Baron Cohen at one of the many worldwide premieres of his upcoming movie Bruno, and I dare you to guess what city he's in? No really! Guess?! Seriously, I never thought I could ever have this much fatigue for a movie that hasn't even come out yet. It's like Austin Powers, Napoleon Dynamite and Will Ferrell in [insert shitty, sports-themed movie here] all rolled up in one annoying package covered in glitter and gay stereotype.
Yeah, Bruno is definitely annoying, but I giggled at his happy trail being sculpted into a landing strip. That's just good attention to details.
There are ASSHOLES in the world, there are IDIOTS in the world, there are USELESS people in the world... Then we have Sacha Baron Cohen also known as the world's biggest USELESS ASSHOLE IDIOT!! I wish I could poke a hot poker up his ass and then zap his nut-sack with a cattle prod.
I have no desire to see this movie.