Melissa Joan Hart is Kind-Hearted
Melissa Joan Hart was overheard saying last week that she hoped Farrah Fawcett would pull through. Aww, how nice of her. It's OK if she dies now, though, because MJH's issue of People is safely on the newsstands. Yep, you heard that right.The former "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" star was overheard off-camera at KTLA in Los Angeles on Friday saying how she'd been hoping last week that cancer-stricken Farrah Fawcett wouldn't die -- and thus bump Hart off the cover of People magazine. Hart is on this week's cover posing in a bikini after recently losing 42 pounds. Hart appeared on KTLA to promote her new ice cream and candy store. (Source)
Is that really so bad, though? I mean personally, I hope no celebrities overdose with a hooker in a hotel room the week that Melissa Joan Hart yo-yo diets herself back into a size 14 from eating ice cream out of a trough at her new ice cream shop and some paparazzi catches her in a swimsuit so she can make the cover of Star magazine. Does that make me a bad person? Well then sirs, I guess I am just a bad person then.
Sabrina the Teenage Bitch and her happy family at the Up premiere:
The bit about her opening a candy/ice cream store filled me so much with childlike glee and admiration for Sabrina that the rest of the article's content completely slipped out my ears... does that make me a bad person?
Also, I guess it's a symptom of being so tall that I saw the "155 pounds" thing in the corner and thought, "Wow, 155? Good for her!"
This made me think of when Janis Joplin got bumped from the cover of Newsweek because of Eisenhower. She was quoted as saying: Well, I was supposed to be on the latest cover of Newsweek, but Eisenhower died. Goddamnit, 14 heart attacks and he had to die in my week.
But I love Joplin. MJH, not so much. Her figure does look great, though, I'll admit that. I just can't stand her doughy face with that retarded grin.
She's one of the most unattractive people on the planet, regardless of how much she weighs. Quite possibly the only person I hate more than Renee Zellweger.
I've always thought she was ugly too and hated her since her "Clarissa" days for no reason. And now I finally have a reason. Awesome!