Bruce Willis and his blushing bride Emma took part in this photoshoot for W magazine to show readers what a normal day inside the Willis household is like. You know, just your average Bruce getting all tied down on the metal table and Emma mounting him wearing her best "hair and leather" suit. Or as they like to call it: "Wednesday evening." And then on Thursdays they order pizza. Just like us!
Yeah, well, creepy though the shots may be, my inner gay (inner gay? outer gay?) would still totally do Bruce Willis.
How bizarre! hee. It just doesn't fit with the Yippie-Kai-Yay bit...
I wonder why he married her.
Wait.
Let me guess.