Any Michael Jackson fans who showed up to Grauman's Chinese Theatre last night to pay tribute to Michael Jackson's star on the walk of fame were met with Sacha Baron Cohen's preemptive strike in the war against America's theater-going public at the Los Angeles premiere of Bruno. In fact, the star itself was buried under scaffolding which wasn't removed until early Friday morning. You know there had to be a moment of confusion though, when fans saw a big sparkly float helmed by a guy who sort of looked like Peter Pan and thought they had arrived just in time for the Michael Jackson memorial parade.