Katy Perry's got a new single out called "Waking Up in Vegas," and in an interview with PopEater she says how she got inspiration for the song from a time when she and a boyfriend got fake married in Vegas. Yes, "fake" married. As if there is any other way.

What inspired it [was] this boy I was dating at the time. I was 21. We went to Vegas on a whim and we decided to get fake married. We took all the pictures with the minister, with the fake cake, in the fake chapel and got a fake marriage certificate. We went and bought a wedding dress and a suit at a thrift store, and scanned the pictures and the certificate to my family members, my manager at the time [and] totally freaked the s--- out of them. (Source)

This is not surprising. Does Katy Perry have any songs which haven't drawn inspiration from fake things that didn't happen to her? All I know is that the day I hear a song on the radio about Katy Perry falling into the Amazon River and being eaten alive by piranhas, I sure as hell ain't getting my hopes up.

More of Fakey Faker filming the video for "Waking Up in Vegas" with The Hottie and the Nottie star slash accomplished loser magnet Joel David Moore: