"I love the Jonas Brothers, they're very talented," said Gaga, as her friends call her, over the phone from a tour stop in Melbourne, Australia, yesterday.
"I met them once at (MTV's now defunct show) TRL (Total Request Live). I'd like to have a foursome with them!" (Source)
Joel and Benji Madden weren't actually Joel and Benji Madden until a few weeks ago -- they were legally known as Joel and Benji COMBS.
According to some court documents, the Good Charlotte twins have officially changed their last name to Madden -- Joel on April 14 and Benji on May 1. (Source)
“I don’t know Clay,” Adam told Access Hollywood on Thursday morning after performing on the “Today Show.” “I’m glad he’s getting headlines now though, because he wasn’t before.”
“If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him,” Adam told Access, giving Clay the thumbs up sign. (Source)
Perez, if Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, Charlie will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called "Redemption" which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales.
Brooke has always had a problem telling the truth. If it is her claim that her breasts are natural or she hasn't been banging the crap out of the pot head $tack for the last 3 years, then her comments of Charlie being a year and a half younger than her are again a complete fabrication (they are 4 months apart). She only judges Charlie because of his long hair and age, Linda doesn't judge. (Source)
The Hills stars reveals in the new issue of Cosmopolitan that she knew she'd had enough of the reality series when—wait for it—the producers invited Heidi Montag to LC's birthday party. So rude!
"After the producers did that, I disappeared. If they were disrespectful, I was going to be disrespectful back. I told them, 'You can call me in a week. Think about what you did,' " she tells the mag. (Source)
But no, according to her, the A Shot at Love vixen is still a big ol' softie who's just way too nice.
Ah, the who the crap are you kidding? You're an MTV reality star, for fuck's sake. Your emotional range consists of "Bored", "Self-Righteous Anger" and "Weepy, Teary Bullshit". There are Barbies with more emotional depth than you.
Here's St. Tila and her ridiculously gigantic head at Maxim's 10th Annual Hot 100 Celebration:
She tells Rolling Stone, "The fact that I'm into women, they're all intimidated by it. It makes them uncomfortable. They're like, 'I don't need to have a threesome. I'm happy with just you'." (Source)
The pop tart took time off from her "Circus" tour to do an Elle magazine shoot, our spy says, and it was a disaster. "They dressed her in all these beautiful couture clothes -- and, well, let's just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn't pretty." (Source)
Says an insider, "Lindsay was bugging both Asher and his management team to get onstage during 'She Don't Want a Man,' but Asher was so annoyed by her requests that he actually skipped performing the single."
Lohan, naturally, tweeted about the incident. "Wow," she sniped. "Asher was cocky to all my friends and not that nice." (Source)
"I just wanna say what up 'cause I ain't (sic) been out there, but a new album's gonna be coming soon, called Graffiti... I'm about to drop a single this summer for y'all, we ain't (sic) going nowhere.
"Everybody that's been haters, they always been haters. All my real fans, I love y'all, I ain't (sic) a monster." (Source)
Perry told them she'd marry Pete Wentz because he seems to be a good dad, shoot Benji and said, "I couldn't marry John Mayer, it'd be so intense. I'd definitely shag the shit out of him though. I'll go on record saying that." (Source)
An insider told Page Six, "Producers at New Line originally had Katherine on their casting list. They wanted her for the project, but during the talks, she came back demanding $3 million for the role."
Our source calls that number "ridiculous" because the movie has "an ensemble cast where there is really no one lead role. Actors are only filming between three and 14 days, and no other actors asked for nearly that amount."
A rep for Heigl told Page Six, "The story is ludicrous. Early negotiations are a daily occurrence in this business, and just for clarification, Katherine walked away from this project for multiple reasons." A spokeswoman for New Line had "no comment." (Source)
The singer has caused quite a stir since touching down in Australia, paying homage to The Sun with another typically wacky outfit and participating in an explosive video interview with an Oz newspaper website.
In the chat she revealed:
The only thing she needs in a man - and it's big ... (Source)
No, seriously, shut up already, Lady Gaga. Gwen Stefani tried to do the whole platinum-blonde, Dance Dance Revolution thing about five years ago, and she sucked at it too. Although if you're looking for someone who will make you lose all feeling below the belt, I know a certain someone who could do the trick.
More of Electro-Pop Barbie and her Cameltoe of Doom performing live in Sydney:
The boxing bad boy's 4-year-old daughter, Exodus Tyson, is currently on life support after getting her neck tangled in a cord from a treadmill in her Phoenix home Monday.
Police say Exodus was playing on the exercise machine at the time of the mishap. Her 7-year-old brother discovered her and called for his mother, who was cleaning in a separate room at the moment of the accident. She called 911 and the child was taking to St. Joseph's Hospital. (Source)
Our best wishes to the Tyson family that their daughter will make it through this ordeal. To make matters worse, The California Supreme Court ruled today on Proposition 8, and surprise! They upheld it.
The California Supreme Court has upheld Proposition 8 by a vote of 6-1. The 18,000 same-sex marriages performed before Proposition 8 took effect will remain valid. (Source)
Well, I think fulfilled my quota of soul-crushingly depressing news for today. Anybody else in the mood to drink away their feelings? Glurg.
Anyways, here's Mike Tyson at the premiere of the appropriately named "Tyson":
Unlike the millions of fans who have watched Susan Boyle on YouTube, British singer Lily Allen is not so impressed with the Scottish songbird's vocal chops.
"Susan Boyle is so overrated" the singer wrote on her Twitter page after watching the 47-year-old vocalist's second appearance on the reality show "Britain's Got Talent."
After Boyle's Sunday night performance of the song "Memory" from the musical "Cats," Allen wrote, "I thought her timing was off, no control and I don't think she has an amazing voice." (Source)
Colin Farrell is preparing to walk his gay brother down the aisle when he marries later this year.
The actor will be best man when Eamon Farrell ties the knot with his partner Steven in a European ceremony.
And Eamon has blasted the British government for forcing him to travel abroad to marry. (Source)
It's official: Mel Gibson's girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant.
The actor confirmed the news during a taping of NBC's The Tonight Show With Jay Leno to air tonight.
"I guess I’m 'Octo-Mel,'" says Gibson, who already has seven kids with his wife of 28 years, Robyn. (Source)
"Octo-Mel"? Yeah, not so much. I don't think you can really earn that title until you squeeze eight babies out of your vajooter. Although I'm sure he'll have lots of fun picking out baby names. If it's a boy, he can call it "Adolf"! Or if it's a girl, I'm sure he'd be fond of calling her "Eva".
Here's Mel (sans the redonkulous Colonel Sanders moustache) and Oksana at the premiere of Wolverine. Don't they look happy together? And by "Happy" I mean "She's a fucking hostage, someone please save her."
“As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug’s throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but Paris didn’t care who was looking...They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time. But as they were closing the cubicle door so they could tear into each other, they were caught out," the source added.
“David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behavior." (Source)
To this, Aiken opened the floodgates: "I couldn't be happier about the way "AI" ended this year. I only turn the show on once a season... This year, I happened to turn it during the minute that Adam Lambert was singing ‘Ring of Fire’ and, at that moment, thought my ears would bleed. Contrived, awful, and slightly frightening!"
Not that Aiken had much to compare to. He continues, "I never saw Kris sing on the show, but whether he was good or not is really relative. It's usually a matter of taste, right?.... ["American Idol" is] about the person you like." In the lengthy post, Aiken continued to elaborate on this year’s competition in general: "In a battle between David and Goliath, my money is on David!
I think many voters got sick of being ‘told who to vote for.’ I think many were turned off by the blatant favoritism shown towards one contestant... I think they voted AGAINST an American Idol that has, for four years now, been more about the slick productions and polished contestants than it has been about finding the raw talent . [Votes for Kris] were votes that said ‘we're tired of seeing contestants who already seem to know it all.’" (Source)
She ran into the Eden Roc at the Hotel Du Cap and moved quickly down a flight of stairs to the terrace to see if she had left it on the bar.
After ten minutes she emerged saying: 'It's the worst thing that could have happened. It has all my contacts in it and the last thing I want is for it to fall into the wrong hands'.
The Daily Mail then pointed to her clutch purse which was unzipped and it was clear that the phone could have either fallen out of the purse or it was taken. (Source)
"They love each other like crazy but they fight like crazy," said a pal.
"They may have gotten into a fight where she said she wanted a divorce and he filed just to beat her to the punch, even though he doesn't want a divorce. (Source)
"It's difficult not to wonder if Lambert's sexuality played a role in Allen's victory," the Chicago Tribune's TV critic writes. "Though he never said whether he was gay, pictures of Lambert kissing other men appeared on the Internet during Season 8.
"If Lambert's popularity on Idol was any indication of how tolerant and accepting America has become, his loss may indicate there's still further to go," continues the Tribune writer.
Adds pro poker player (and recent Celebrity Apprentice runner-up) Annie Duke: "I seriously think Adam lost just because he is gay. Bummed. Bummed. Bummed."
Blog Examiner.com labels Lambert as "polarizing," stating: "Adam was too gay for America." (Source)
Often visible above her dresses for the first word, the tattoo in full reads "Vivere senza rimipianti," which is meant to be "to live without regrets" in Italian.
Unfortunately for Hayden, her tattoo reads "rimipianti" instead of "rimpianti," adding an extra "i." (Source)
“I meant it,” a food-service gloved Spencer told Access of his pledge as he delivered pies donated by Pizza Hut to the hungry. “[I] called into Billy’s radio show and had to follow though with my end of the deal and I said, ‘Where do you want the pizzas sent? Do you want them sent to Access Hollywood?’ And of course amazing Billy Bush and Access Hollywood said, ‘No, send them to the homeless, let’s make this a good cause.’ So here we are at the amazing Union Rescue Mission, which feeds, is currently feeding 3,700 mouths a day and more.” (Source)
Ok dolls, I have some pretty ridiculous news -- our LA Dash was vandalized! The one yesterday seemed obviously gang-related and had nothing to do with us...today the one in Calabasas was most likely intentional since people know it is our store. (Source)
In fact, they’ve been on a date! “Chris and his girlfriend broke up in March, and he is definitely single,” an insider reveals to In Touch. “They went out, and Audrina is into him.” On May 2, a few weeks before being caught at the Red Lion with friends, the reality star, 24, and the Star Trek hottie, 28, kept a low profile, but left his building early in the morning — just a few minutes apart. (Source)
Let's hammer this out today. Long before "douches" and "famewhores" there were these people called "showbiz types."
"Showbiz types" are people who grew up talking to themselves alone in a room for hours until they found some sort of outlet.
Once they found that outlet, everything fell into place, except for the fact that they still never worked out why they still talk so much.
So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry.
I'm a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!! (of 1,090,466, seventeen stand and applaud wildly)
Kerry M. Vine of Richmond, Calif., filed his lawsuit in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday but did not disclose the exact injuries that allegedly took place in March 2008 beyond the claim that Spears' "extreme/outrageous conduct" caused him "severe emotional distress."
Spears failed "to ensure that he could safely perform duties that she ordered him to perform thereby resulting in physical injuries," the lawsuit alleged. (Source)
One Hollywood source revealed yesterday: “Gwyneth has become very frustrated with Scarlett. “They come from different worlds and have completely different styles. “Gwyneth has found Scarlett very demanding of the attention of the crew. It’s not a happy set.”
“Gwyneth was looking forward to working with EMILY BLUNT, who was originally in line for the part, but it ended up being Scarlett. Gwyneth’s had to live with that and she has been very professional, but she and Scarlett haven’t developed a friendship on the shoot, which is almost at the half way point. “In fact, it’s quite the opposite.”
While Scarlett has been donning sexy catsuits and carrying guns for the scenes shot so far, Gwyneth has mainly had to settle for prim business suits. (Source)
Lily, our store employee, who is with us in Miami for the opening, arrived this morning and discovered that the store window had been vandalized with graffiti. All of the graffiti on the wall was gang-related and there were carvings in the glass.
We want to make it clear that no one was targeting the store or Kim, Khloe and myself, specifically. The location of the store has remained a secret since we started filming, so there’s no way whoever graffiti’d the store front knew it was Dash. They were just defacing buildings in the area. (Source)
"With the song 'Bagpipes From Baghdad,' I kinda spazzed out on that record, but I guess I spazzed out on every record," Em told Westwood of the Relapse track. "There's a line on there that was a little harsh. It's a harsh line. ... But it's like this, the way I look at it: I had no idea he was gonna take it like he took it. I had no idea Nick Cannon was gonna start wildin' out on me. No pun intended."
"I heard about some of the things he was saying," Em said. "I didn't read his blog or anything. But it is what it is. He's supposed to defend his wife, and I expected him to do that. But at the end of the day, it's a line I said; it's a song. What I actually meant to say is, I wish them the best. That's what I meant to say. That's the whole message of the record. (Source)
Natch, cynics will snark that the 2007 Best Supporting Actress winner is back in the race because of the tensions that allegedly sprung up between her and series creator Shonda Rhimes after she took herself out of the running. (The movie starlet, you'll recall, said at the time that she didn't have material with which she could compete.) But I think -- and I think you'll agree -- it's likelier that even she knows that, whether viewers loved or loathed the Izzie's-got-a-brain-tumor story, she played the frak out of it. (Source)
"People see me as, like, this Barbie with a perfect life ... Fantasy ... Whatever."
"i just jiggled my thighs and they shook on their own for 3 mississipis no more late night lucky charms," she posted.
"Talk all you want. i have my flaws. im a normal girl theres things about my body i would change but stop with calling me f*t in post. i dont...even like the word," She wrote. "those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words."
Cyrus continued: "oh and ps if your thighs don't jiggle go see a doctor. thanks. :)" [SIC] (Source)
"I told her I thought (her) behavior thus far had been the height of insensitivity and rudeness. I tried to explain that we were a real family, with a new baby and a substantial history, and there were serious consequences to all of this... The toughest moment was when my husband kept calling her to see how the meeting was going. She told him it was 'going great' and joked that we were quickly becoming 'soul mates.' I left the room on that one." (Source)
jonah hill just spoofed me in the new harpers bazzar! I went to highschool with Jonah from 6th to 12th grade and now hes spoofing me ! love!
Izzie's state outrages her new husband, Dr. Alex Karev (Justin Chambers), who desperately tries to help Izzie retain her memory. "I'm sorry if this is hard for you," Izzie tells him, "but you are not the one with the short-term memory of a carrot."
After their heated argument, Izzie's memory appears to have returned. She and Alex embrace. "You're back!" Alex cries. But then Izzie loses consciousness in Alex's arms.
But in a surprising twist later in the show, George is revealed to be the unrecognizably bloodied, critically injured man who had pushed a woman out of the path of a bus, only to have been struck by it himself. (Source)
Story centers on a grad student who must spend the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island. She discovers an eccentric community of characters who are hiding a secret about a tragedy that took place many years before.
Shooting is set for October at an island off the coast of Massachusetts. (Source)
According the National Enquirer, Barrymore and Spielberg have met to discuss the project, which will show E.T. returning to Earth to rejoin the now-adult Gertie.
A source tells the tabloid, "Steven and Drew are being very secretive about this baby. But they want to do this project and work together. Steven has an incredible story in mind for the sequel that will bring E.T. back to earth." (Source)
In the song, Eminem raps: "Nick Cannon better back the f*** up. I'm not playing, I want her back, you punk. Nick Cannon, you pr**k, I wish you luck with that f***in' whore."
Nick fumed over the lyrics and has vowed Eminem's words will have "repercussions". But the warning has been ignored as Em took another shot at Mariah as he spoke on his satellite channel Shade 45.
He told listeners: "We're taking callers right now (from) any woman who wants to be peed on." When asked what he'd say to Mariah if she called in, the MC replied: "I already did that." (Source)
"The way I look at it, I had a career as a child. I had a career in an industry in which the media kind of...they're obsessed with the young girl thing. But when I turned 18, I moved to New York, and I haven't really done anything to be a celebrity.
I've been transitioning from acting as a kid to doing something that I'm choosing for myself—to be a part of the fashion industry...the outside perception is very different because you do have celebrity brands, people like Jessica Simpson and Kimora Lee Simmons, and those are celebrity brands because they have their names on them." (Source)
"What can I say? Catherine Zeta-Jones and, what's her husband, they're 30 years apart. I don't know. I didn't plan on it that way."
Me in Disguise Today. Blondes have fun! But Brunettes are hot too! :) xoxo
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Madge took her kids, Lourdes, Rocco and David, to see the Mets play at Citi Field on Mother's Day, and just to rub salt in A-Rod's wounds, brought new flame Jesus Luz. The group sat in Jerry Seinfeld's seats with Anderson Cooper, whom they'd partied with Saturday night at the Monkey Bar. (Source)
Dressed in a short skirt, high heels and crop top, Heidi rubbed her swollen stomach as Seal stood by.
The couple first married in 2005, but have renewed their vows every year since the service. 'We love it. It's great saying your vows again,' said Seal.
'You remember who it was you fell in love with. It's also a good excuse to have a big party, and we have a different theme every year.' (Source)
She tells the New York Daily News, "She (Ali) is home-schooled. I'm a firm believer in staying in school but, in the business, it's gotten difficult for Ali to be in school."
Dina explains education is now a "little tougher for Ali", who began to learn at home after leaving her school in Long Island, New York earlier this year. (Source)
Making her way up to the party with a group of pals, the amply upholstered reality star got into a crowded elevator, only to be sheepishly told by an attendant that the lift couldn't lift because the group exceeded the cab's weight capacity. "Everyone started laughing," says a spy. "Finally, someone in Kim's group stepped off." (Source)
Asked by lawyers about her calls from the producers, she testified: 'With my phone I never know, because I lose it all the time. I probably get a new cellphone, like, every two weeks.'
Shown her mobile phone bill, she responded: 'I've never seen a phone bill of mine in my life.'
The lawyer in the Miami case then asked Hilton if she had a diary for business meetings, and she said she uses the internet to see where she has been.
'I just press my name and Google it and see,' she added.
When asked about her responsibilities as an executive producer on Pledge This! Paris replied, 'I'm not sure what a producer does, but... I don't know, help get cool people in the cast.' (Source)
Schwarzenegger says, "I think all those ideas of creating extra revenues, I'm always for an open debate on it. I think we ought to study very carefully what other countries are doing that have legalized marijuana and other drugs; what effect did it have on those countries?" (Source)
What inspired it [was] this boy I was dating at the time. I was 21. We went to Vegas on a whim and we decided to get fake married. We took all the pictures with the minister, with the fake cake, in the fake chapel and got a fake marriage certificate. We went and bought a wedding dress and a suit at a thrift store, and scanned the pictures and the certificate to my family members, my manager at the time [and] totally freaked the s--- out of them. (Source)
According to one eyewitness account, "Sutherland was really drunk and he got accidentally bumped by McCollough. They started arguing and then he just head-butted him."
A spy who had spotted Sutherland earlier in the evening at the Gramercy Park Hotel's Rose Bar tells Page Six, "He was running around wearing a giant feather boa and acting totally crazy. He was dancing feverishly and twirling people around all over the place. He seemed to be quite intoxicated." (Source)
It wasn’t the exact same M.O. My food demons are Chinese food, sugar, butter. A lot of butter. If I’m at the movies, usually I eat popcorn without butter, but I’d say, "I’m at the movies, so who cares?" And toast with butter. Or let’s say I had two cups of pasta and six tablespoons of butter on it. There was a lot of butter going on. (Source)
Cox was at the Wiltern Theater in LA with husband David Arquette for the final stop on rocker Chris Cornell's Scream album tour when Pitt showed up. Our backstage spy told us, "Instead of ignoring him, Courteney chatted away with Brad all night. The three were in great spirits and seemed really happy to see each other." (Source)
"On April 19, I chose to answer a question during the 2009 Miss USA pageant in an honest and personal manner that expressed my views of the long-established definition of marriage as being between a man and a woman," Prejean, 21, said in a statement Tuesday. "Yet my comments defending traditional marriage have led to intimidation tactics that seek to undermine my reputation and somehow silence me and my beliefs, as if opinion is only a one-way street."
"I am a Christian, and I am a model," she said. "Models pose for pictures, including lingerie and swimwear photos." (Source)
since swine flu is super trendy I wanted to make sure I was in style with my swine flu ring! I got this one in Miami at Big Drop the other day a flying piggy. Perfect. Kitty Purry was telling me the other night that she remembers when bird flu was in and now pig flu is cool and she wonders when kitty flu is gonna hit, as she would like to be more popular than she currently already is fame whore. [SIC] (Source)
And an insider said her episode, shot in black and white and starring Kevin Bacon, was ‘unwatchable.’ “It was really bad, so it was cut,” said a source.
“The story did not specifically involve an interpersonal relationship, and it was conceptualised to be filmed in black and white,” he explained. “Both of which were extreme departures from the other films.” (Source)
A clearly shaken Spears screamed and frantically waved her arms as King approached her onstage at Connecticut's Mohegan Sun Arena.
Shockingly - or not - the notorious lip-syncher's mic didn't pick up her cries for help as King was grabbed by a back-up dancer and escorted offstage. (Source)
This time the vodka-guzzling “America’s Got Talent” judge registered a staggering .39. alcohol level. Drunk driving in California is 08. A source said a frightened Hayley kept “slapping her dad’s face” to keep him alive. “He was barely breathing when they got him at the hospital.
A source also tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that Hoff has been hospitalized at least 10 times over the last few years - many unreported. (Source)
'I felt I became a star only by association,' she complained to Easy Living magazine. 'We would go to the Oscars and I would think, "I'm here to support him." I felt it was my job to put on a beautiful dress and be seen and not heard.' (Source)
In an interview on "The Early Show," Keith Lewis, the co-Director of the Miss California Pageant, admitted to helping Prejean get the boob job.
"We assisted when Carrie came to us and voiced the interest in having the procedure done," Lewis told "Early Show" co-anchor Maggie Rodriguez.
"We want to put her in the best possible confidence in order to present herself in the best possible light on a national stage." (Source)