Smoking: (Adjective) Ridiculously fucking hot.

I'm no mathematician, but if Kate Winslet is now ten times hotter than she was ten years ago... Going by my calculations, by the time she's seventy-five she'll be so hot that just looking at her will literally melt peoples eyeballs out of their heads. And then, you know, depending how the elections go today -- by then the Fundamentalist Christians will no doubt have seized full executive power and she'll be branded a witch and burned at the stake.

So there you have it, people. A vote for McCain-Palin is a vote for murdering Kate Winslet. I don't know about you, but I certainly wouldn't want that riding on my soul.