Clever: (Adjective) Superficially ingenious or witty.Katy Perry attended the
MTV Europe Music Awards last night wisely pairing an eye-boob dress with a sparkly cupcake purse. Because did you see the purse? She really wants to make sure you don't forget to notice the purse. So if you were wondering, Katy Perry could get sprayed by five skunks simultaneously and dropped into a giant pile of manure, and the stink of trying too hard would
still be the hardest thing to wash off.




In her defense, that purse is super cute though.
Can't believe I just stood up for her. Skank.
Much better.
I don't know why, but I love Katy Perry. Forgive me, God.
Oh come on, leave the slut alone.
Desperate is the perfect word to describe this beotch. Ughh, she's so annoying.