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Megan Fox, who -- if you'll recall -- is uncomfortable with people calling her sexy, regaled GQ with tales of her forays into homosexuality with lesbian strippers. You know, just for good old times sake.

"Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided - oh man, sorry, mommy! - that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop," Fox said. "I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita." Fox said Nikita would do "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads." She added that she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

Despite the relationship, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay. "Look, I'm not a lesbian," she went on. "I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. (Source)

So, there you have it! Megan Fox isn't a lesbian; she just likes to bang girls and Brian Austin Green. Call it what you want, but that right there pretty much rules out 100% of the male population. So take that to your Megan Fox masturbation session! Oh, I meant the part where Megan Fox wants nothing to do with you or your dick, not the part where she has sex with gi-- oh, just forget it.

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