Success: (Noun) The attainment of popularity or profit.

Proving that you can never fully underestimate the stupidity of country music fans; Jessica Simpson's new album "Do You Know" has topped the Country Album Charts, selling 65,000 copies in its first week.

Having the top country album is like winning an ugliest baby contest or getting voted "Most Likely to Succeed" in high school. The victory is fleeting, once you realize that ugly babies grow up to be ugly people, 65,000 really isn't a whole lot of albums for a major recording artist, and that you turned out to be a gossip blogger. Oh, I'm kidding... I was never voted most likely to succeed! Most likely to be an angry, drunk asshole -- maybe.

Super Jessica Number 1 showing side boobage at the Cavalli store launch a week ago: