Eye of the Storm
Eye of the Storm: (Phrase) The most intense part of a tumultuous situation.AUGH! This is just effing terrifying. I don't know if this horribly ill-advised extreme close-up is some particularly cruel photographer's idea of a joke... But for anyone who had any doubt remaining whether or not Christina Aguilera has her make-up applied with a high-pressure house-painting gun, this ought to settle things for once and for all.
More of Spackleface Aguilera -- or quite possibly, an impostor Real Doll® -- at last night's "Rock the Vote" fundraiser:
when I stare at that picture I feel like I'm in a nightmare, and a garish chirpy minister's mistress just asked me if I wanted another Jesus Juice.
Wow !! Her head must weigh an extra 5 lbs with all that on. How does she spackle it into her nostrils like that?
This photo makes me feel so itchy. That amount of spackling (that shit they put on sheet rock) must be strangling her face.
Holy crap! I had no idea they made a Hep C foundation.
She's only missing the cone-hat... "We Are Devo!!!"
so what..?? any of u guys would bang her in a heartbeat if asked... keep on masturbating to ur pornpics..
ha ha-- maybe Pamela Anderson put Hep foundation in all the Emmy swag bags this year. At least it's slightly less disgusting than the Winehouse wet-cement-over-oozing-sores look.
HAHAHA... would you believe I thought it was Linda Hogan before I saw the caption?!
Did Maaco do her make up?
I think she set her makeup shotgun at "whore". Maybe she could downgrade it a bit, to maybe "tart"?
I don't think it's AMOUNT of makeup that's the issue. To me, it's the colors. It wouldn't look nearly as bad if the foundation were the proper color for her face. It's way too fake tan orange, and that lipstick color is just... what the heck was she thinking?